tiny beastly tales of whimsy

tiny beastly tales of whimsy

King Jimothy-the-Nimble

Strutting Weird

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Amber Fossey
Jul 23, 2026
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On the news they call him mutant,

He calls them long war-pigs.

They shout “What am I looking at?!”

He replies “I’m sorry your optical nerve let you down,

it only has one job, which is to answer that question”

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