tiny beastly tales of whimsy

tiny beastly tales of whimsy

Sasquatch

Too Wild For You

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Amber Fossey
Jun 10, 2026
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Only the wild can be free, my love,

a sasquatch said to me

and he drooled and he howled and he bit my neck

then he got down on one knee.

i said you cannot marry me, old love

i am too wild for you

im running from the government,

i wont swap them for you.

im running right into the sea i love

dont dare come after me

ive got spells and elves and wilderbeests

a rabid r…

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