The Insurgent Starling

Distracted by frilly-faced daffodils

Rutabaga Darling was the self-anointed Tsar of the bush.

He rigged the election for seven springs straight, and declared the Democratic Republic of Starlings would henceforth be known as McRutabaga’s.

If anyone found a shiny on the ground, they had to immediately hand it over to RD for his private collection of trinketiquities.

He also banned solo flight, …